From someone who is not religious at all but loves (read: barely understands) the concept.
  1. The Father: Beyonce
    I would believe it if literature arose that claimed Queen Bey created the world we live in as we know it. I am pretty sure I already believe this.
  2. The Son: Kid President
    He totally is shepherding citizens of the world to be better people, much like our boy Baby J. Hoping to skip the death bit, though.
  3. The Holy Spirit: Connie Britton (as Tami Taylor)
    TBH I have no idea what the Holy Spirit does, but I'm sure it be so much more effective if it opened every piece of dialogue/advice with "Hey, y'all!"