In preparation for the new season of UnREAL on June 6, I present my ordering of contestants on Season 14 (?) of Everlasting.
  1. Pepper
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    I can't get over the voice! I'm so sorry! Rooting for you in your life, though!
  2. Maya
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    Honestly, get it together. Love your wine game, though!
  3. Grace
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    I'm just so damn neutral on her. She's not great, but she's not the worst either...
  4. Athena
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    She is #playingthegame and I have to respect that.
  5. Britney
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    Girl got played by the game. Quinn's right, though... She would have been the perfect villain.
  6. Faith
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    Sweet girl. Sweeeeeeet girl. Glad she gets to *~stand in her truth~* by the end.
  7. Mary
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    I JUST WANTED HER TO BE HAPPY!
  8. Shamiqua
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    Mad underrated, smart as FUCK, plays the violin, only kicked off because she's black.
  9. Anna
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    Adam was right — she is the ultimate choice. Yes and yes and yes.