Inspired by The Daily Show's usage of "Illinoying" last week.
  1. AlabaMEH
    Also works for Oklahoma
  2. ArkansAWFUL
    Also works for Utah
  3. IdaHORRIBLE
  4. IoWHY?
  5. LouisiaNAH/LouisiaNO
    This is most applicable to other states, including: Arizona, Indiana, Montana, North and South Carolina.
  6. New HampSUUURE
    Must be used with a sarcastic tone.
  7. Worst case, any state with an "O" in it can be turned into "NO"
    Ohio? More like NOhio!