Leap Day Is Cursed, Y'all

  1. My shoelace on my work shoe broke as I was getting dressed.
  2. I spilled coffee on my white sweater.
  3. I lost my wallet immediately as my Uber came to my house.
  4. My Uber proceeded to then get lost on my way to work.
  5. All in one hour... Must be because I didn't wear blue and yellow.