Places Homeboy Shouldn't Wear Combat Boots, Besides the Beach

Inspired by LC on The Hills, the truest clairvoyant of our generation (only half kidding)
  1. A black-tie wedding
  2. A dance class
  3. The gym
  4. The desert
    Exceptions: if you are actually in combat
  5. The opera/ballet/etc.
  6. In bed
  7. Bathing/showering
  8. Paris
    Suits you right, LC.