Skills I Am Bad At, Even With Years of Practice

  1. Diving
  2. Clipping fingernails
  3. Flossing
  4. Hand washing dishes
  5. Vacuuming
  6. Exercising patience
  7. Saying no
  8. Drawing
  9. Being nice when I'm in a bad mood
  10. Being in a good mood
  11. Blowing my nose
  12. Watering plants
  13. Buying clothes a size too large in preparation for shrinkage in the wash
  14. Accepting compliments
  15. Self-sufficiency
  16. Saving money
  17. Hand-eye coordination
  18. Doing laundry before I have to resort to wearing spandex for underwear