The Alters of United States of Tara, Ranked

  1. 7.
    Bryce Craine
    Objectively the worst.
  2. 6.
    Gimme
    Respect her piss game but otherwise doesn't do much for me.
  3. 5.
    Chicken
    Cutie but problematic.
  4. 4.
    Buck
    #Rogue #Maverick
  5. 3.
    Alice
    She just means so well, soaped mouths and all.
  6. 2.
    T
    Nothing but love and respect.
  7. 1.
    Shoshanna Shoenbaum
    All hail the queen.