The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (Inside the Actors Studio)

Inspired by @Fitz and everyone else doing it. (Yeah, I would jump off a bridge...)
  1. What is your favorite word?
    Flamingo. I like the way it rolls off the tongue and the mouth feel (not sorry for use of mouth feel).
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Something about "syzygy" makes me very uncomfortable (why oh why are there so many ys?). Including definition, the word "pus" is my ultimate crutch.
  3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
    A willingness to try other people's ideas, a positive outlook on life, and/or someone who can actually make decisions. And a smart sense of humor. OK, just being smart in general, so important, can't say it enough.
  4. What turns you off?
    Bigotry, a refusal to try new things, when people say I have bad taste in pop culture.
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Shitgoddamn, as one word.
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Women singing low notes.
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Is "nails on a chalkboard" too obvious? Let's go with... Snotty sniffling. Coughing (dry and wet). Sick noises in general.
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Art curator. Or one of those people that choose what songs go in commercials/TV shows/movies. Music curator? Really any kind of curator.
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Customer service. Does being a soldier count? Not really dying to run for political office either.
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Peary Gates?
    Back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press... Mattan, what's good? (God is Nicki Minaj)