The Ratchet Commandments, as Told by Tink (Censored Version)

  1. 1.
    Thou shalt not f*** up on a n**** when you know he got a misses. You are labeled "side b****es."
  2. 2.
    Thou shalt not lie upon the bible. How you looking for a title when you're sleeping with his rivals?
  3. 3.
    Thou shalt not put trust in these men; these n****s are now b****es, quit acting so feminine.
  4. 4.
    Thou shalt not pacify the truth. If you know your pussy loose, you a ho, so do better.
  5. 5.
    Thou shalt not slip up on a heathen. Always keep it cool; never let him know you need him.
  6. 6.
    Thou shalt not let a n**** see you sweat. F*** a bitch and get the check, move along, you know the rest.
  7. 7.
    Thou shalt not respond to these b****es. They envy what you're doing and they only want attention.
  8. 8.
    Thou shalt not pacify the truth. If you know your rent's due, get the f*** out the club!