The Tracklist for My New Album

This is a concept album describing the past year of my life, from leaving college and entering the real world, and all of the crazy adventures that entailed. The album is called FUNEMPLOYMENT: A MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCE.
  1. 1.
    90 to 50 (Introduction)
    Samples "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton, starting regularly, morphing into a Cuban beat, then morphing to a folkier rendition, ending a cappella.
  2. 2.
    YES/NO
  3. 3.
    Watch It
    This is a double entendre telling people to back off but also to watch my favorite TV shows. Reasons Why My Friends Said They Wouldn't Watch My Favorite Shows 📂
  4. 4.
    Apathetic (Interlude)
  5. 5.
    Over(it)alls (Act I)
    Hate everything except for my overalls. Very on brand for me.
  6. 6.
    Stones
  7. 7.
    Liminal (Interlude)
    Low quality demo of me singing Britney's "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" with a producer cutting in with advice and more ominous background music.
  8. 8.
    I Am Not My Hair (India.Arie Cover)
  9. 9.
    Count Up
    Samples Beyonce's Countdown sample but in reverse.
  10. 10.
    Ephemeral (Interlude)
  11. 11.
    Over(it)alls (Act II)
    I'm REALLY over everything except my overalls.
  12. 12.
    Pig and Pug
  13. 13.
    0 to 60 (Coda)
    Singing Rihanna's "Shut Up & Drive," slowly, then getting faster and faster until you hear a tape being ejected from a boombox, put back in its case, footsteps, and a door slam.