Things I Asked While Watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
This is my first year watching the event in full, and I have a lot of questions. (Number one, how dare you? -Kelly Kapoor)
- •How long is this?An hour.
- •How old is Gigi Hadid?20.
- •How old is her younger sister, who is dating The Weeknd?19.
- •How old is The Weeknd?25, a six year difference.
- •Will they stop cutting to Kris and Caitlyn every time Kendall Jenner walks?No.
- •These outfits are REALLY ugly, right?Yeah.
- •Is Selena Gomez singing live?Not sure, but more evidence points to no.
- •Is Ellie Goulding singing live?Not sure, but more evidence points to yes?
- •Why is it so... white?I can count one Asian and three Black girls. Be better. Which reminds me...
- •Remember when Jourdan Dunn was supposed to be here and then called them out on Twitter?LOL. But wish she was here.
- •Does any of this top when Rihanna performed "Phresh Off The Runway" a few years ago?Absolutely not. http://youtu.be/KWOkmPA2CfY (Please watch 3:20 to the end at the very least.)
- •Why am I watching this?There is no acceptable answer.