PEOPLE I COULD BEAT IN A FIGHT

I could beat up anyone on this list.
  1. The fucking mail man
  2. Those kids from The Suite Life with Zack and Cody
  3. Daniel Radcliffe
  4. David Faustino
  5. Doug Funnie
  6. The kid from Jerry Maguire
  7. That kid who played Anakin Skywalker
  8. Piglet
  9. Any Build-A-Bear employee
  10. Edward Snowden
  11. Haley Joel Osement
  12. Billy Joe Armstrong
  13. Billy Joel
  14. Stevie Wonder (now, not in his prime)
  15. Mumford and Sons
  16. You
  17. Most grandparents
  18. My dead dad
  19. Any child