CUTE NICKNAMES I THOUGHT OF FOR YOU

  1. F'in Fingerblaster
  2. Twat Waffle
  3. Dick Splinter
  4. A Slow But Constant Pressure on My Genitals Almost As If Someone Were Stepping on Them
  5. Dickota Fanning
  6. Clitricia Arquette
    Okay those last two are also really great drag names
  7. Target Practice