I WATCHED THE ENTIRE SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES IN ONE SITTING SO HERE'S ALL THE IMPORTANT STUFF

I'm picking out the important stuff so you don't have to!
  1. Sam had sex!!!!
  2. Baby King had sex!!!!
  3. Sansa washed out her hair dye!
  4. Cersei got a Claire Underwood haircut!!!
    Now she is truly unstoppable!
  5. Arya became a clam salesman
  6. Stannis fucked up worse than ever before
  7. The Wall continues to give me seasonal depression
  8. There was one really great moment scored by whisper-singing.
  9. There is a Kissing Kate Barlow moment.
  10. Organized religion is scarier than dragons
  11. Jamie's lack of a hand proved useful
  12. They don't hurt little girls in Dorn. Little girls hurt YOU in Dorn.
  13. Daenerys rides off on a dragon and shows everyone what the fuck is up