I WATCHED THE ENTIRE SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES IN ONE SITTING SO HERE'S ALL THE IMPORTANT STUFF
I'm picking out the important stuff so you don't have to!
- •Sam had sex!!!!
- •Baby King had sex!!!!
- •Sansa washed out her hair dye!
- •Cersei got a Claire Underwood haircut!!!Now she is truly unstoppable!
- •Arya became a clam salesman
- •Stannis fucked up worse than ever before
- •The Wall continues to give me seasonal depression
- •There was one really great moment scored by whisper-singing.
- •There is a Kissing Kate Barlow moment.
- •Organized religion is scarier than dragons
- •Jamie's lack of a hand proved useful
- •They don't hurt little girls in Dorn. Little girls hurt YOU in Dorn.
- •Daenerys rides off on a dragon and shows everyone what the fuck is up