MEANEST SHIT IVE DONE
I'm self actualized enough to admit this to the world now...
- •In 5th grade, a girl made fun of my ears so I told her I'd call immigration on her entire family.
- •My mom made me really mad once so I poured all her booze down the sink.
- •I put on my Dementor Halloween costume, hid in my 7 year old sister's closet, and waited for her to go to bed before jumping out.
- •In middle school I asked a girl from another school to be in a relationship with me on Facebook for attention and then I broke up with her.
- •I couldn't think of something mean to say about one of my best friends so I said "Do I even have to say it???" and that sparked a lifetime of body image issues for her.
- •I once took a pellet gun into my parents' bedroom and shot all the framed photos.
- •In elementary school I printed out a neighborhood newsletter informing all my neighbors that my brother wet the bed.
- •I once convinced a boy in high school that Regina Spektor's name was pronounced like vagina.
- •I once convinced two friends in college that my birth mother is black.
- •I dated someone and then went on a date with their roommate...
- •I once told my mother that she was turning into her mother.
- •I convinced a boy in my neighborhood that the reason his nipples were had was because he probably had cancer.
- •I once threw a brick at my brother and it hit him in the face. When he got off the ground he said "Why would you throw a shoe at me?" So I quickly threw my show next to him and threw the brick in the river.
- •... This list could go on....