THINGS I AM VERY BAD AT

  1. Getting out of bed
  2. Anything above 8th grade math
  3. Hiding my anger
  4. Describing the haircut I want to a barber
  5. Sports that take place on fields
  6. Finding clothing that fits
  7. Dancing without making a joke of it
  8. Drinking as much water as I know I should
  9. Cooking the right amount of pasta
  10. Playing it cool around dogs
  11. Playing it cool about the free bread at a restaurant
  12. Playing it cool in general