WAYS MY MOTHER HAS IMPLIED THAT I AM GAY

She is a master of subtlety
  1. "You're so sassy!"
  2. "Is he your friend or your ... friend?"
  3. "You look very Cam from Modern Family today."
  4. "When am I getting an adopted Asian grandbaby?"
  5. "You've seen the roller disco episode of That 70's Show, right?"
  6. "What do you think of Matthew Bomber?"
  7. "Is Glee still on?"