BENNY'S LIST OF WORST ANIMALS

These animals are the worst animals.
  1. 1.
    Goose
    Useless. Loud. Too many of them. But the worst part? All that poop.
  2. 2.
    Lobster
    They have armor. ARMOR. Historically, the only way to kill a lobster is to boil it. But what if I encounter a particularly aggressive lobster in the wild and don't have a large pot or kettle and heated surface with which to boil enough water to vanquish said lobster?
  3. 3.
    Snake
    How do they move? It makes no sense.
  4. 4.
    Ostrich
    Learn to fly, idiots.
  5. 5.
    Deer
    Dumbest animals ever. Absolute morons.
  6. 6.
    Goat
    You know exactly why you're on here. Benny don't forget shit.
  7. 7.
    My neighbor Kevin