BENNY'S LIST OF WORST ANIMALS
These animals are the worst animals.
- 1.GooseUseless. Loud. Too many of them. But the worst part? All that poop.
- 2.LobsterThey have armor. ARMOR. Historically, the only way to kill a lobster is to boil it. But what if I encounter a particularly aggressive lobster in the wild and don't have a large pot or kettle and heated surface with which to boil enough water to vanquish said lobster?
- 3.SnakeHow do they move? It makes no sense.
- 4.OstrichLearn to fly, idiots.
- 5.DeerDumbest animals ever. Absolute morons.
- 6.GoatYou know exactly why you're on here. Benny don't forget shit.
- 7.My neighbor Kevin