Subject Lines for the Last 5 Emails I Got From My Dad

I think he qualifies as a spammer. I invented none of these.
  1. 1.
    FW: The Essential Bone Health Nutrient You Might Be Missing
  2. 2.
    FW: [New post] How Bad is it in China? Smartphone Sales Fall for First Time Ever
  3. 3.
    FW: When God Sends You Help, Don't Ask Questions
  4. 4.
    FW: Fwd: China's Chevy?
  5. 5.
    FW: Fwd: Chili Cook Off -- FUNNY