COSTUMES I HAVE WORN

  1. Nun
    Age 8
  2. Horse mask
    Age 10
  3. Ladybug
    Age 11
  4. Donald Trump mask w/ money boa
    I was 12 and so ahead of my time.
  5. Flo from the progressive commercial
    Age 14
  6. Roy Lichtenstein pop art
    Age 18
  7. This drunk mess that started as a Christmas sweater and ended with a hat and container of Lysol wipes in order to get a $3 burrito. GUAC WAS NOT EXTRA
    Age 19