THE PROCESS OF WRITING A 10 PAGE PAPER

  1. Assigned two weeks before the deadline.
  2. Become a nervous, anxious wreck for two weeks.
  3. Email teacher three days before it's due to ask for extension.
  4. Entire class gets two day extension.
  5. Proceed to not work on it.
  6. Get very drunk on Halloween which is also the night before it's due.
  7. Wake up at 8am to start working on it.
  8. Work for an hour and reward self with five hours of browsing the web and chatting with friends.
  9. Work for another hour.
  10. Make this list and panic at the knowledge that it's due in 5 hours and I'll definitely be turning it in at exactly midnight, if on time at all.