THINGS I HAVE DONE TO MAKE A TOILET SMELL LESS GROSS

Like a lady
  1. Flushed soap down it
  2. Pored vodka in it
  3. Lit a candle and held it just above the water level
  4. Layered shaving cream like whip cream on a sundae
  5. Double flushed
    Worst idea. They'll know.
  6. Used my hands to waft the air from the toilet to the open window