You May Relate More To Honey Boo Boo Than You Thought
You betta redneckonize!
- •"I wish I had an extra finger, then I could grab more cheeseballs."Who doesn't want more cheeseballs in life?
- •"The last time I had a salad was never."You've probably eaten a few salads in life, but you are a liar if you say kale is your favorite food.
- •"I like non-healthy food because it tastes good."You may not know your favorite food, but you know it has carbs.
- •"My secret wrestling move would be the Cup-A-Fart."You have some pretty weird ideas, but they might actually work!
- •"I don't even think I'm a real person."Ever have random deep thoughts?
- •"I use chicken to moisturize my knees."Just admit it, you have attempted some weird life hacks.