You May Relate More To Honey Boo Boo Than You Thought

You betta redneckonize!
  1. "I wish I had an extra finger, then I could grab more cheeseballs."
    Who doesn't want more cheeseballs in life?
  2. "The last time I had a salad was never."
    You've probably eaten a few salads in life, but you are a liar if you say kale is your favorite food.
  3. "I like non-healthy food because it tastes good."
    You may not know your favorite food, but you know it has carbs.
  4. "My secret wrestling move would be the Cup-A-Fart."
    You have some pretty weird ideas, but they might actually work!
  5. "I don't even think I'm a real person."
    Ever have random deep thoughts?
  6. "I use chicken to moisturize my knees."
    Just admit it, you have attempted some weird life hacks.