Things to Say to Someone Whose Name You Don't Remember but Who Knows Who You Are

  1. Hey!
  2. How's it going?
  3. It's Kyle, right? Oh it's not? Sorry about that. I thought your name was Kyle.
  4. How's work going?
  5. Are you sure it's not Kyle? I totally had you in my head as Kyle.
  6. Any plans this weekend?
  7. I swear to god you're Kyle. You're not messing with me right?
  8. Are you seeing anyone these days?
  9. You're Kyle. I don't know why you would stand here and lie to me about not being Kyle when you are Kyle.
  10. Oh I'M an asshole? I'm the one standing here trying to hide his identity, Kyle.
  11. Go fuck yourself, Kyle. Fuck you and fuck your family.
  12. Seen any good movies lately?