THOUGHTS WHEN WAKING UP ON A MONDAY MORNING
These are thoughts you get waking up on a Monday morning if you work from Monday to Friday.
- 1.Fuck I'm up.
- 2.Maybe I have another hour to sleep. Let me look at the clock.
- 3.Crap! The alarm is about to.... Yup.... there goes the alarm.
- 4.I could skip my shower and I've been known to be a fast dresser. All I need is 5 minutes.
- 5.I just woke up so my voice is raspy. If I call my boss now I can fake sick without effort.
- 6.Dammit I have to go to work. It's okay. I guess one day I'll be desensitized to being miserable.