THOUGHTS WHEN WAKING UP ON A MONDAY MORNING

These are thoughts you get waking up on a Monday morning if you work from Monday to Friday.
  1. 1.
    Fuck I'm up.
  2. 2.
    Maybe I have another hour to sleep. Let me look at the clock.
  3. 3.
    Crap! The alarm is about to.... Yup.... there goes the alarm.
  4. 4.
    I could skip my shower and I've been known to be a fast dresser. All I need is 5 minutes.
  5. 5.
    I just woke up so my voice is raspy. If I call my boss now I can fake sick without effort.
  6. 6.
    Dammit I have to go to work. It's okay. I guess one day I'll be desensitized to being miserable.