MY FAVORITE EMOJIS AND WHY
I love emojis and I don't use them too much because people (my girlfriend) will think I'm weirder than she already knows I am .
- •👽It captures my personality perfectly. As in no one knows who or what the fuck I am, including me.
- •🐵I probably say Monkey 40-370 times a day depending on who I'm with and what we're doing. Friends and Sports = towards the 370 mark
- •🍆Dick jokes
- •😑If do right, no can defend.
- •👨🏻When a regular smiley face emoji isn't gonna cut it, integrate some facial hair into the conversation equation. Dominance
- •🎅🏿I believe in racial equality and social justice. I would welcome a Black Santa in my home and into the homes of my family.
- •💙👑🍕The emoji sequence I used often whilst courting my girlfriend. This did the equivalent of earning me an emoji black belt. I am the Sensei.