1. Throwing a bouquet of flowers into a dogs welcoming mouth
  2. Playing trumpet like the neighbors don't have a new born
  3. Sliding into a fresh pair of bagels
  4. Waving at my favorite spit of shawarma meat
  5. Paying for lattes with a handful of spiders
  6. Cranking the volume to 10 on the machine that keeps the demons from escaping into the atmosphere