AMUSING COMMENTS BY MY DAUGHTERS RE: LORD OF THE RINGS / HOBBIT BOOKS / MOVIES
WARNING: comments' amusingness may be exaggerated by paternal narcissism.
- •"Daddy, an arrow hit that troll in the nipple."
- •Singing a song called "Teamwork" as the dwarves slaughter a bunch of orcs.
- •"And Bombur's all like, 'That's not MY fault.'"
- •"Are dwarves Jewish?"
- •"If I had the Ring I would eat it and never poop it out."
- •"I can't believe Theoden just gave Shadowfax to Gandalf. That's a great horse!"
- •"Who was president during Middle Earth?"
- •"Frodo should just shoot Sauron in face."
- •"Sauron AND Saruman? Whoever wrote these books sure liked S's."