IF YOU WANT TO PISS OFF MY WIFE
- •Fail to RSVP for our kid's birthday partyPlease, just respond to the email
- •Falsely label a yard sale an "estate sale"A cardinal sin
- •Mail her a giant unrequested catalogRestoration Hardware is #1 on her enemies list
- •In any way make her aware of the existence of gas leaf blowersIf she had a bazooka she would blast so many innocent gardeners
- •Eat the peaches from her peach treeSquirrels this means you
- •Be a movie where older guy's love interest is younger ladyOh boy... oh boy...
- •Fail to close the bathroom door at night, thus letting the light inThis is mainly on me