WHAT I HAVE LEARNED IN THE FOX GYM LOCKER ROOM FROM THE GUYS WHO WORK AT FOX SPORTS

  1. If you don't lift heavy, why lift?
  2. Do not use the edit bay after Lexi's been in there on account of the perfume smell.
  3. Never give a best man wedding toast when you are still wasted from the night before. "It was classic though."
  4. Crossfit isn't just a workout trend, it's a fully-formed personality.
  5. The roof at The London Hotel is the best place for birthday parties because girls are usually having birthdays there too & by the end of the night it's like one big party.
  6. Premiere League Football is best discussed loudly while naked.
  7. Everyone knows Donald is logging more hours than he is actually working, but no one wants to call him out on it. "Must be nice to be Donald."
  8. Avengers 2 is gonna be huge.