In no particular order?
  1. A mini zen garden
    With a tiny rake and tiny rocks
  2. A fake mustache
    Made from card board colored with permanent marker
  3. A black permanent marker
    I only used it once, to color a fake mustache for some reason
  4. A torn rubber band
    Which I tore to...attach a fake mustache to my face, but failed
  5. Some fine sand
    I spilled when playing with the tiny rake in the mini zen garden
  6. Two sample packs of sugar free lemonade mix (syrup?)
    Orange flavor, probably beyond best before date
  7. A question mark labeled sticker, covering the number 3 on my phone's dial pad
  8. A red and a green label stuck on top of my screen
    Please come in / do not disturb