HOW I STOPPED MY SISTER'S CHURCH DINNER PARTY COLD
- •My mother makes me insane.
- •And so I usually text-vent to my sister since she is truly the only person who understands.
- •These texts are generally heavily peppered with eff-bombs.
- •She got a new phone and didn't know her texts would come across audibly.
- •And she didn't put her phone on silent when hosting a dinner for 12 people from her church.
- •When they sat down to eat, knowing of my illness, one person asked "may we pray for you sister?"
- •At which point my profanity-laden text arrived... for the whole group.
- •And my sister simply replied, "yes, I think we better."