THE THREE (REALLY SHALLOW) THINGS I WANT MOST IN THE WORLD

Inspired by @bookishclaire - my list makes her look like Mother Teresa
  1. An Hermes scarf
    I want one so much. I do, I do, I do.
  2. A BMW Z3
    Because once one has an Hermes scarf, one must drive with the top down.
  3. Season tickets to the Diamond Club at Nationals Park
    And why not drive to the ballpark??