THINGS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO KILL MY OTHERWISE BELOVED HUSBAND

  1. Not taking cough medicine in the middle of the night.
  2. It happens every year.
  3. He coughs up a lung for hours. And hours.
  4. As I gently say, "Ny-Quil darling?"
  5. It's disgusting.
  6. But he's mine.
  7. Cough and all.