What playing Mavis in Church Basement Ladies has taught me

It's a living..... Sometimes
  1. Watch what you eat before a show—- ALWAYS
  2. When in doubt, a good butt shot will make even the most lame audience come alive !
  3. If a show does not have the letters C B or L in it, I cannot seem to book it..... I am type cast!
  4. My bestie Rob loves it sooo much he rearranges his life to see every single one of them !
  5. Has it jumped the shark yet? Never!!!
  6. Them Lutherans REALLY don't like lasagna, or Catholics, or spice!
  7. Old ladies have no problem in a meet & greet line feeling you up to see if all your body parts are real— it's creepy AF