10 PLACES I HAVE BUG BITES, RANKED

Following my 4 day hike, I have a plethora of bug bites....here's my ranking from best places to the absolute worst
  1. 1.
    Left hand
    Only 5 and I'm a lefty do this doesn't impede on much
  2. 2.
    Behind the ear
    come on really?
  3. 3.
    Thigh
  4. 4.
    Right hand
    15....COUNT 'EM!!! 15
  5. 5.
    Arms
    Combined I have over 10, but they're hard to see
  6. 6.
    Ass
    There are 2...it is not pleasant
  7. 7.
    Kneecap
    Why?
  8. 8.
    Ankle
    Just annoying
  9. 9.
    Scalp
    It makes me look like I have lice when I try to scratch...uggghhh
  10. 10.
    Back
    4 AND I CANT REACH THEM!!!!