5 LISTS MY PARENTS WOULD 100% WRITE ABOUT ME

Inspired by @dubstep
  1. JUSTIFICATIONS MAX HAS USED TO CONVINCE US HE NEEDS ANOTHER GUITAR
    Because 5 isn't enough...
  2. THINGS MAX HAS SAID IN PUBLIC THAT HAS MADE US CRINGE
    I don't have a filter. #sorrynotsorry
  3. REASONS WHY MAX THINKS HE NEEDS A NEW PHONE
    Don't we all?
  4. THINGS MAXS OBSESSES OVER FOR ONE WEEK THAT WE PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT
    But look...it comes with batteries AND is waterproof!
  5. BAD JOKES MAX HAS MAD MORE THAN ONCE
    This happens way too often.