DRUNK THOUGHTS

We celebrated Independence Day in Israel by joining hundred of people out at the bars...
  1. Flannels are comfy plaid
  2. Socks are feet gloves
  3. Tigers look like big cats who have had too many cheetos
  4. Towels dry you off by getting wet
  5. Fire hydrants are government water guns
  6. I think that's it for now...I'm going to sleep.