IF I WENT TO HOGWARTS
I'm still waiting for my acceptance letter to Hogwarts...I'm not bitter about it at all...nope
- 11.I'd be in Ravenclaw...duh
- 10.I'd be that asshole that pulled pranks on everyone...because magic
- 9.I'd make an obscene amount of innuendos about wand size
- 8.Honestly, why give everyone a phallic object to wave around everywhere?
- 7.I'd probably get punished by Snape...multiple times
- 6.I'd be besties with McGonagal, she is queen. You go Minerva
- 5.I'd play Quidditch, and I would be the Keeper
- 4.My patronus would be a parrot.
- 3.I'd punch Draco in the face the day I got there...what a little shit
- 2.Also, Dolores Umbridge...that bitch needs to just not exist. Too much pink. Too many cats. Just no...bye.
- 1.But most importantly...I'd be the one to defeat the Dark Lord.