1. My camp had its color war yesterday. We call it Maccabiah because it's a Jewish camp
  2. The theme was cereal and I was on the Captain Crunch team
  3. WE WON!!!!
  4. but then one of my campers on another team took the loss really personally
  5. He threw a temper tantrum
  6. And threw things around the bunk
  7. And was convinced Maccabiah was rigged
  8. He blamed me
  9. I wasn't even a captain
  10. Yay, he has officially ruined my favorite day of camp