THINGS I WISH I COULD DO

I just went to see Stomp off Broadway and it made me think of things I wish I could do.
  1. Beatbox
    A drum kit with your mouth??! Yes please!
  2. Gymnastics
    Is Max flexible? Lol no
  3. All sports that involve a ball and/or running
    I swam in high school and hated athletes who could do land sports...or both land and water sports
  4. Some form of martial arts
    IDC which...maybe Krav Maga or Karate...
  5. A split
    Guys just aren't meant to bend that way I guess?
  6. Break Dance
    In case I wind up in the middle of the circle at a party....that's assuming I actually go to parties