THINGS THAT NEED TO NOT EXIST

I try to live a positive life, but some things just piss me off...thanks @sarastanway for the suggestion
  1. Glitter Glue
    Just please...no
  2. Chalkboards
    I'm cringing thinking about the sounds they make
  3. Racist Assholes
    aka Donald Trump and Friends
  4. Dumb-sounding people
    Also...aka Donald Trump and Friends
  5. Lefty-Prejudice Items
    Just make me lefty-scissors and I'll be happy...
  6. Splinters
    Come on wood, keep your shit together
  7. Calories
    I just want to eat and not worry about gaining 12 pounds from 1 Oreo...COME ON
  8. Poorly-placed mirrors
    The last thing I need is to be scared of myself, this isn't some Groundhog Day shit...
  9. Allergies
    Pretty self-explanatory, but this was the cause of many years of my childhood staying indoors for recess in the spring...