THINGS THAT NEED TO NOT EXIST
I try to live a positive life, but some things just piss me off...thanks @sarastanway for the suggestion
- •Glitter GlueJust please...no
- •ChalkboardsI'm cringing thinking about the sounds they make
- •Racist Assholesaka Donald Trump and Friends
- •Dumb-sounding peopleAlso...aka Donald Trump and Friends
- •Lefty-Prejudice ItemsJust make me lefty-scissors and I'll be happy...
- •SplintersCome on wood, keep your shit together
- •CaloriesI just want to eat and not worry about gaining 12 pounds from 1 Oreo...COME ON
- •Poorly-placed mirrorsThe last thing I need is to be scared of myself, this isn't some Groundhog Day shit...
- •AllergiesPretty self-explanatory, but this was the cause of many years of my childhood staying indoors for recess in the spring...