THOUGHTS OF A FART BEFORE BEING RELEASED IN PUBLIC

The sequel
  1. Gosh it's dark in here
  2. Also really boring...what's there to do around here for a good time?
  3. OOH! I see a light!!! *moves towards butthole*
  4. Fuck! I'm stuck I can't get out!!
  5. IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?!
  6. THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY AND I DESERVE TO EXPRESS MY RIGHTS TO BE FREE!
  7. *tries pushing again*
  8. Damn...
  9. What do I do now?
  10. I hear voices
  11. Is this normal?
  12. Something REEKS!
  13. Oh wait, that's just me lol
  14. Is this chocolate?
  15. NOOOPPPE DEFINITELY NOT CHOCOLATE
  16. I wish I had friends
  17. It's dark and lonely in here
  18. Maybe I should call for help?
  19. HEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!
  20. *no answer*
  21. Well now what?
  22. Maybe if I should touch the butt?
  23. *touches the butt*
  24. Hehe...I touched the butt
  25. Classic Nemo joke
  26. Alright, I really need to get out of here, I have to pee...
  27. Wait, can farts pee?
  28. Do farts have parts?
  29. Hey, look I rhymed!
  30. Okay, let's try pushing one last time.
  31. *pushes again*
  32. IM FREE
  33. OH SHIT IM EXPANDING
  34. *poof*