TIMES WHEN ELBOWS AND FOREARMS ARE VITAL TO SURVIVAL WHILE WALKING IN PUBLIC

They're mostly good for plowing. Also, I have strong opinions cuz this is so annoying.
  1. If someone is standing still, plow the fucker out of the way
  2. If people are walking in clumps, plow the fuckers out of the way
  3. If someone tries to cross you, plow the fucker out of the wah
  4. If someone stops to tie their shoe in the middle of the movement of people, plow that fucker out of the way
  5. If someone is walking at the pace of a snail and is young, plow that fucker out of the way
    Note: it is never okay to plow through old people....
  6. If someone is walking slowly and obnoxiously on the phone...plow the fucker out of the way
  7. If someone thinks it's okay to stop in the middle of the way to take a picture, plow that fucker out of the way
  8. If someone stops to take a selfie, photobomb it...but then plow that fucker out of the way