WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO IN AN ELEVATOR

  1. Fart silently and looking at the person next to you as if it were their fault
  2. Hug someone and whisper "I dreamt this is how I would meet you"
  3. Start screaming and point at someone
  4. Look to the person next to you and say "Your skin looks so nice, I can't wait to try it on"
  5. Sit down and start meditating
  6. Bring a mop with you and start making out with it
  7. Roll in on rollerblades dressed for an 80s disco party
  8. Rent a cow and milk it up to floor 7
  9. Walk in, press all the buttons, burp and leave.
  10. Stand facing the corner, and meow every 4 seconds
  11. Pick your nose and wipe on the sleeve of the person next to you
  12. Scratch your ass and moan
  13. Shave