my presidential platform
If you suggest policy proposals I may add them to my platform
- •All restaurants must serve breakfast food all day. And stigmatizing ordering breakfast food after breakfast will be illegal.
- •No more signing off at the end of emails. It's a hassleBest, Max
- •Raisins in cookies are banned. Chocolate chips onlyWho buys raisin cookies anyway? They should make a documentary where they follow around people who eat raisin cookies because they're probably all really strange.
- •Every year one day will randomly be chosen to be a holiday where everyone gets the day off, but you won't find out until the morning of the chosen day so it'll be a fun surprise.
- •No more pennies
- •Automatic doors everywhereDoor etiquette is too fucking awkward, and automatic doors eliminate that awkwardness.Suggested by @lexie_elyse