TOP RESPONSES TO YOUR WIFE AFTER YOU SHAVE YOUR NECK LINE AND SHE SAYS LOOK LIKE R. KELLY

  1. I don't see nothing wrong
    Then you try with the bump and the grind
  2. Momma - move your body like a snake charmer
    Then you try with the bump and the grind
  3. I am the mountain. I am a tall tree. I am a swift wind, sweeping the country.
    Kiss her on the cheek and walk away. Then come back with the bump and the grind
  4. Come on in this room and let's keep it real and go...half on this baby
    Then you try with the bump and the grind
  5. I'll be at the bar talking to this chic sippin in that magic potion trying to get her to let me dive off in that ass like it's the ocean.
    At this point I'd probably be thinking bump and grind but instead handed a pillow and a blanket and pointed to the coach.