Tips to Survive a Scary Movie

  1. Don't answer the phone
  2. Don't go upstairs
  3. Do not investigate the strange noise
  4. Do not go into the basement
  5. Do not split up from your friend(s)
  6. Do use any means of transportation to run away and not look back
  7. Do not try and be a hero
  8. Do not read from the strange book
  9. Do not engage in risqué activity
  10. Do not imbibe illegal substances
  11. Do not make any enemies
  12. Have fun