5 Things You'd Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

  1. Reen
    (My girlfriend)
  2. Buncha crunch
    (My favorite movie candy)
  3. Nag champa incense
    (All time fave incense baby)
  4. Cheech and Chong: up in smoke
    (My favorite kick back and smoke a doob flick)
  5. A jack O' lantern carved in the image of George Costanza
    I will be summoned completely draped in velvet