Funerals I'd Like Go Have

I haven't narrowed it down to just one yet
  1. Mad max style
    Inspired by the new mad max fury road movie: strap my casket to an 18 wheeler and drive across the desert in a caravan of turnt up dune racers have another 18 wheeler parallel to my casket and have a heavy metal band strapped in playing all the speed metal hits of the 80's
  2. Tree-style
    I'm not sure how it works exactly but make it so that when I die I can come back as a big majestic oak or redwood
  3. Vinyl-style
    Press my ashes into a record! Still deciding if I want my song choice to be something ironic or just one of my favorite jams. In choosing the latter it would have to be inner speaker or led Zeppelin II
  4. Mushroom-style
    Even more eco friendly than getting turned into a tree is the on-the-rise mushroom suit. It's threads are laced with mushroom spores and it's meant to speed decomposition, neutralize toxins and return nutrient delivery to plants. Pretty dope if I do say so myself
  5. Nordic-style
    Come on, man. Everyone at some point in their life has dreamed of their corps being set up on a small wooden boat with all of their most prized possessions and cast out to see to be set ablaze by a flaming arrow while your entire Viking clan mourns your death on the rocky shores. No? Just me?
  6. Frank Reynolds-style
    Just throw me in the trash